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Artist:Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Taken from the album Post Historic Monsters by Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Album:Post Historic Monsters
Track:A Bachelor For Baden Powell
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:197
 
Lyrics:Join the cubs
See the world
Pay your subs
Meet the girls
Sell your toys
Be
reborn
They lvoe a boy in uniform
37 wasted years
Closeting his greatest
fears
Still in shorts and eating jelly
He used to come and fix our
telly

CHORUS
Akala, Akala
I will do my best
Akala, you'll have heart
failure
Get your hands out of my vest

The oldest joker in the pack
Knew how to
fold a union jack
Bought me chocolate, cakes and meats
All the Cadbury's flakes that I
could eat

You're a bachelor for Baden Powell
And you don't know where I've
been
Take your spatula and your bathing towel
Andgo swear your allegiance to the
queen

You'll get no badge for touching me
Bad health or inefficiency
Halitosis
poison breath
Or scaring little lonely boys to death

Akala, Akala I will do my
best
Akala, Akala
You've got to get me off your chest

Akala, Akala! I think
it's time to go
Hayla Shayla, see you later
I'm ony 9 years old and the answers
NO!

You're a bachelor for Baden Powell
And you don't know where I've been
So
take your spatula and your bathing towel
And go and swear your allegiance to the
queen
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