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Artist:Macc Lads
Taken from the album From Beer To Eternity by Macc Lads
Album:From Beer To Eternity
Track:My Pub
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Lyrics:I've been going t'same pub fer twenty year,
It were half a crown then fer buy me beer,
But
they closed it down fer redecorate,
They said we'll knock a wall down,
Change bar
round,
Paint door brown,
It's going to look great.

When I walked into it I
couldn't believe me eyes,
Every cunt had a shirt and tie,
Mirrored walls and daft plastic
trees,
It were a fun pub disco,
Wine bar bistro,
Gay club puff house,
Cocktail
carvary.

So I walked to the bar fer to get me ale,
She said Tetly Bitter's not for
sale,
They had fizzy lager with a German name,
I said you've got to be joking,
I
started choking, me voice were croaking,
I turned round.

Then a penguin grabbed me
fer to throw me out,
He said you've got to dress like a twat end to get in now,
But I've
been served in here for twenty years,
Now it's a fun pub disco,
Wine bar bistro,
Gay
club puff house,
Cocktail...
Oh what the fuck fuck fuck have they done to me
pub,
What the fuck fuck fuck have they done to me pub,
What the fuck fuck fuck have they
done to me pub,
Now it's a fun pub disco,
Wine bar bistro,
Gay club puff
house,
Cocktail carvery
 
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